If it’s Worth Doing, it’s Worth Overdoing

A few days ago, my mom mentioned that the fruit drink Fuze was on sale at Jewel for 69 cents a bottle. For unfortunate souls who don’t know about this lovely drink, it’s an all-natural fruit drink that’s low sugar and has a lot of cool different nutrients depending on the flavor you get. And there are flavors galore. I can’t really name any off the top of my head because there are so many and some with odd names, but all the ones I’ve tried so far are amazing. So anyway, my mom, a few siblings and I head over and we buy lots of Fuze. Precisely 28 bottles:

So yeah, I got 5 bottles of my own, the people who came got some, everyone else was allotted 2 free ones, and mom had the rest though anyone could pay her 70 cents to get one. So I’ve gone through a few and one that really stood out was Strawberry Guava. Not only was the taste excellent, the drink also had skim milk in it, so the rich texture was incredible. It sort of reminded me of those drinkable yogurts you could buy, but way better. So if this sale is anywhere near anyone, I would highly recommend stocking up.

Four Minutes, Nine Seconds

That is how long it took me to drink 64 ounces of orange juice.

 

After once seeing in the newspaper years ago about one columnist’s attempt at drinking a gallon of milk in under one hour, I had always wanted to try it. Over a year ago, I actually tried. I drank most of it, but the last half hour was me mostly laying on my desk groaning in pain. Needless to say, I failed. But I’ve always been able to drink large quantities of juice, and I love orange juice, so I figured half a gallon would be a more reachable goal. So today, my dad and I were at Aldi getting some juice for my younger siblings as a treat because some of my other siblings were with my mom at a concert. So I happened to spot the orange juice and when I brought it up to him, my dad was like “Go for it.” Well how could I resist? So I had only 2 pieces of pizza for dinner and drank nothing else until 8:43. Then, it was time. I set up my camera in the basement on top of the washing machine and pulled out the OJ, ripped the cap off, shook it, and started chugging. I made sure not to try to drink it all in 3 chugs, because that’s completely impossible, so I lowered the increments and made sure to burp as often as possible to keep the air out of my stomach. Eventually as the level got low, the pain in my stomach increased significantly and subsequently my chugging capacity fell, but I was still going. I eventually finished it and went upstairs, my stomach feeling like, well that it was about to explode with half a gallon of orange juice in it. I was in pain for over an hour and just laid on the couch, feeling ridiculously proud of myself. My mom of course thought the whole idea was stupid, but that’s okay. Guys need to push to see their limits and sometimes girls don’t have that streak in them (Not saying it’s everyone of course). My dad was proud that I did it and he was like “I’m glad you felt pain.” Quite honestly it wouldn’t have felt so cool if I wasn’t hurting so badly. So now that I know that my limits are somewhere between drinking a gallon of milk in an hour and a half gallon of orange juice in 4 1/6 minutes. I think it might be a while before I find that middle ground…

Oh, something that I meant to put on this but forgot to do is to do a rundown of the nutrients one ingests from a whole carton of orange juice, so here it is:

Calories: 880

Sodium: 120mg

Potassium: 3,360mg

Carbohydrates: 224g

Sugar: 192g

Protein: 8g

Daily Value Vitamin C: 800%

DV Calcium: 16%

So yes, that’s a lot of calories and sugar. Kind of…